Breezy is off the Wheezy

Today is national Talk Like A Pirate Day! Savvy? So don an eyepatch and shiver somebody's timbers.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate's life for me.

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate's life for me.

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate's life for me.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villains and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate's life for me.

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads!
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!

Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate's life for me!

Ahhh that reminds me of riding the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World. I did not like that ride. It was too loud. Too many cannons. And I think it might have scared me a bit, too. :) Those '80s quality animatronics were damn lifelike to a 5-year-old.

I think I'll kick up my boots tonight and have a spot of rum. ;) Aye....