Monday, July 31, 2006
Hmm, I'd say this guy is infinitely better at tickling the ivories than me.
Thursday, July 20, 2006
I heart cheese
Slices of cheese
Macaroni & cheese
Even fake Cheetos cheese
And perhaps most of all, I love Boursin cheese.
But I do not think I would enjoy the Italian cheese Casu Marzu. Blech.
How f'ed are you by Bush?
I. Cannot. Stand. This. Girl.
What is the matter with her? Well besides being a cracked-out whore with illusions of being the 21st century's Marilyn Monroe*. (Paris Hilton thinks of herself in a similar manner although she has the gall to also compare herself to Princess Diana, considering herself the "iconic blonde" of the times - anyway upon looking for a page to link, I found this...it could not have been more appropriate, or ironic)
I find it difficult to believe that she is so full of herself that she actually thinks she resembles Marilyn. That pose is all wrong. It is supposed to look like this, La Lohan:
Alas, and quite obviously, Marilyn you are not.
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Another good one. This whole paragraph rife with errors. (ha ha! See what I did there? I made funny joke. Ah! I did it again!)