Wednesday, August 30, 2006
That's...smart.
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Something fun for Friday.
Ha ha! I stumped it!! Go me! Hmm... Maybe that means I watched too much television when I was younger...
Here's a game to make the day go by faster.
Here's a game to make the day go by faster.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Feminism takes another leap
Ladies, did you ever lament the fact that guys could pee whenever nature calls because they can do it standing up, yet we have so many limitations? Well not anymore! The product that took Europe by storm is now available online. The same Web site that brought you the Boyfriend Arm Pillow, your very own Home Colonoscopy Kit and the Horseback Workout (which looks like they're advertising somethin' else if you know what I mean; strictly for females!) now brings you.......the P-Mate.
Never again, ladies, will we have to hold onto a tree trunk on a severely sloping hill to avoid a mess, or get our derrieres anywhere near a filthy, disgusting Port-o-Potty seat. Oh no. This is the next logical step in total men-women equality: the ability to pee standing up!
As for me? I think I can hold it...
Never again, ladies, will we have to hold onto a tree trunk on a severely sloping hill to avoid a mess, or get our derrieres anywhere near a filthy, disgusting Port-o-Potty seat. Oh no. This is the next logical step in total men-women equality: the ability to pee standing up!
As for me? I think I can hold it...
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
One way to beat the heat...
Photos courtesy of Cute Overload.
Or you could do what one of my parents' dogs [Emma] chooses to do: sprawl out over a vent. Y'know, whatever works for you.
Or you could do what one of my parents' dogs [Emma] chooses to do: sprawl out over a vent. Y'know, whatever works for you.
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Overheard at the Beach
Find the link off to the side. If this isn't your cup of tea, try also:
Overheard in the Office, or
Overheard in New York.
Two choice excerpts:
(Ugly?) Naked Guy: Do you know why I love going to nude beaches?
Naked Chick: Why?
Naked Guy: No Republicans.
--heard on Robert Moses Beach, New York
Hippie, to the cat he is walking on a leash: Did you eat my pot?
--heard on Ocean Beach, San Diego
Overheard in the Office, or
Overheard in New York.
Two choice excerpts:
(Ugly?) Naked Guy: Do you know why I love going to nude beaches?
Naked Chick: Why?
Naked Guy: No Republicans.
--heard on Robert Moses Beach, New York
Hippie, to the cat he is walking on a leash: Did you eat my pot?
--heard on Ocean Beach, San Diego
