Breezy is off the Wheezy

What is the matter with her? Well besides being a cracked-out whore with illusions of being the 21st century's Marilyn Monroe*. (Paris Hilton thinks of herself in a similar manner although she has the gall to also compare herself to Princess Diana, considering herself the "iconic blonde" of the times - anyway upon looking for a page to link, I found this...it could not have been more appropriate, or ironic)

I find it difficult to believe that she is so full of herself that she actually thinks she resembles Marilyn. That pose is all wrong. It is supposed to look like this, La Lohan:



Alas, and quite obviously, Marilyn you are not.