Breezy is off the Wheezy

Who remembers the game M.A.S.H.? Show of hands please! The game with the categories and by simply counting the number of lines in your swirly thing, you would be unraveling your destiny on the sheet of paper before you. At the end you see what fate has in store for you in terms of real estate. Will you get the Mansion? The Apartment? The Shack? The House? Who knows!! The fun takes off from there.

I had completely forgotten about this. I last tried to resurrect this relic of a game I believe in my freshman year of high school. It didn't catch on then, it probably won't catch on now, but I felt like taking a trip down memory lane. Remember how every category had the obligatory repulsive entry? See if you can find them now. Some are obvious, others are more subtle. Have your pens poised and ready to swirl (with each category, otherwise it becomes a bit predictable). On your mark, get set,......GO!!

MASH

Husband
Johnny Depp
Matthew McConaughey
Clive Owen
Tom Cruise
Sean Patrick Flanery

Wedding Dress Color
white
black
hot pink
red
turquoise

Honeymoon Destination
Rome
Hawaii
Australia
Greece
Cuba

Career
Record shop owner
Lawyer
Doctor
Teacher
Call girl

Husband's Career
McDonald's manager
Plastic surgeon
Musician
Anesthesiologist
CEO

Number of Kids
16
2
4
1
0

Car
Corvette
Limo
Kia
Porsche
Lexus

Pet
Dog
Cat
Hamster
Poisonous snake
Rabbit

Now what were your results?